Crank Yankers

Jess is laid-off from her teaching job. A new side of Winston is revealed after he drinks some of Nick's fruity concoctions. Schmidt throws a party at Nick's bar, in celebration of his penis cast being removed. Cece introduces her new boyfriend to Schmidt.

When Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for what to eat for dinner and which movie to rent, Doug gets upset that he doesn't get his way, so he cajoles Arthur into wanting the same things he does. However, Carrie soon realizes what Doug is doing and to foil Doug's plan, convinces Arthur to go on a diet. As a result, Doug is no longer able to get what he wants to eat by manipulating Arthur. When Doug tries to go behind Carrie's back to trick Arthur again, Carrie exposes Doug's scheme. Meanwhile, Spence camps out for days at the movie theatre to be the first in line for the premiere of a new fantasy flick. Unfortunately, when Spence has Deacon hold his place in line, Deacon momentarily steps out of line and loses Spence's chances of seeing the flick.

Paramount+ Expedition | Cliffhanger On Paramount Mountain, our climbers have hit a wall. Will Jeff Probst’s torch guide the crew to safety? Live Sports. Breaking News. A Mountain of Entertainment. Start streaming with Paramount+ March 4. Crank Yankers, Reno 911, The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Survivor Sir Patrick Stewart: On a mountain of entertainment, our heroes are experiencing shear terror. Elmer Higgins: Ahhhhhhh! Simone Missick / Lola Carmichael: Ahhhhh! Thomas Lennon / Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Trevor Noah: Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Lt. Dangle: Ahhhhhh! Jeff Probst: Will we survive this mountain? Find out what happens next. That's right, it's a literal cliffhanger. Ahhhhhhhhh! Paramount Mountain 24,350ft Terrified scream! Still screaming! Paramount+ streaming March 4

Paramount+ Expedition | Frostbite "Hooked It" | Super Bowl LV Spot Special cut of the Paramount+ Expedition "Frostbite", airing this Sunday, February 7, during Super Bowl LV on CBS. Nice swing, Bryson DeChambeau. Let's go to Tony Romo & Jim Nantz for their take. Live Sports. Breaking News. A Mountain of Entertainment. Start streaming with Paramount+ March 4. Crank Yankers, All Rise, Star Trek: Discovery, CBS Sports Sir Patrick Stewart: On Paramount Mountain, conditions are taking a turn. Elmer Higgins: My arm. Simone Missick / Judge Lola Carmichael: How bad is it? It's not good. I'm afraid it's puppet frostbite. We're gonna have to amputate. Higgins: Wait, let's talk about this. Boy, did he get ahold of that one. He did, but he hooked it. Higgins: Shoulda used the five iron. Paramount Mountain - 27,775ft. Streaming March 4

Paramount+ Expedition | Sweet Victory | Super Bowl LV Spot First look at the Paramount+ Expedition "Sweet Victory", airing this Sunday, February 7, during Super Bowl LV on CBS. At the summit of Mount Paramount, a surprise greets our heroes as they celebrate sweet victory. Live Sports. Breaking News. A Mountain of Entertainment. Start streaming with Paramount+ March 4. Dora the Explorer, Survivor, Blue Bloods, Star Trek: Discovery, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, S.W.A.T., Young Sheldon, Beavis and Butthead, The Late Late Show with James Corden, The Good Fight, CBS Evening News, CBS This Morning, Crank Yankers, Jersey Shore, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, RuPaul's Drag Race, SpongeBob Squarepants, Paw Patrol, The Daily Show with Trevor Noah Sir Patrick Stewart: And so our heroes reach the summit of Paramount Mountain where they are greeted by a very handsome man in a tuxedo. Tom Selleck / Frank Reagan: Patrick Stewart. Stewart: Yes. It was I who summoned you all here. Shemar Moore / Hondo: But why? Iain Armitage / Young Sheldon Cooper: Don't you see? This is a metaphor for how we're all streaming on Paramount Plus now. Stewart: Bingo, genius. James Corden: Sorry, we climbed all the way up this mountain for a metaphor? Christine Baranski / Diane Lockhart: Well, some of us did. Stewart: Well, it is elegant storytelling. Norah O'Donnell: It's a little complicated. Elmer Higgins: I lost an arm. Selleck: I lost a glove. Gale King: I'm going home. Stewart: You silly goose. You are home. We live here now. On Mount Paramount. Isn't it glorious? Nicole Elizabeth LaValle / Snooki: What are we suppose to do up here? Stewart: We dance. Stephen Colbert: Sure, let's make it weirder. SpongeBob Squarepants: Don't ever look back / On the wind closing in / The only attack / Were their wings on the wind DJ Khaled: Patrick Stewart, you crazy. Corden: This is... Trevor Noah: Wait, what's happening? Selleck: We're metaphors. We live here now. Noah: Oh. Colbert: Dance like a metaphor. How hard is that? Come on. Frolic. Butthead: Uhhh. Stewart: Isn't this delightful? And so they lived happily ever after on this mountain of entertainment which is also a streaming service. (Lyrics) Don't ever look back On the wind closing in The only attack Were their wings on the wind Oh the daydream begins And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah! And it's ours for the taking It's ours for the fight In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah! Paramount Mountain - 29,150 ft. Do not touch Paramount+ streaming March 4