Newcastle Brown Ale Commercial
(Television Commercial)

Okay, technically this isn't a Super Bowl teaser ad because Newcastle Brown Ale, but it's the trailer for a teaser that they would have made if they ever actually considered making a Super Bowl ad. Get it? No. Then you should watch it. Gird your loins for what would've been the biggest mega huge football game ad ever. They said it couldn't be done. We said "bloocks". They said it would cost millions of dollars. We said "okay, maybe you're right". It's the mega huge football game ad Newcastle Brown Ale could have made if we had the money, talent, and permission to advertise in the game. Banned from the S**** B*** (Super Bowl). Banned from even using the words S**** B***. Forced to use asterisks in the words S**** B*** so it looks like we're cursing. This is the teaser for the trailer for the beer ad that would have changed the world of beer ads. Oh, sorry. Hold on, we have to restart the music. So, where were we? Oh, right. Our mega huge football game ad. We're going to treat you like a target market and you're going to love it. It's the mega huge football game ad we came mega close to making, and it would have sold so much beer. Thousands of beers. If we made it .com The one and only Newcastle Brown Ale Newcastle No Bollocks Watch it at IfWeMadeIt.com