A small Asian man (stand-up comedian, Dat Phan), pets his Koi fish, which appears to be enormous, due to the unusually small stature of the man, who calls himself a "whale", because of his big gambling winnings. The "whale" walks through his house, followed by two girls, one blonde, one brunette, wearing white bikini bottoms and white button-down shirts, tied at their waists, carrying a bamboo pole and the other a remote control. The "whale" flops down on his couch, sitting in front of a giant Panda named Coco, watching 'Rango' on television as Coco eats the bamboo stick.
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