- Dates: June 1995 - September 1995
- Type: Television Commercial
"Guinness advert - Men and women shouldn't live together" This black and white advert begins in a dirty house as the opening lyrics, "Sometimes it's hard to be a woman" play from the class country hit, "Stand By Your Man". A faceless person wearing rubber gloves starts cleaning up dirty dishes, old food, laundry, clutter, and garbage of all kinds. Meanwhile, a sterotypical man takes a relaxing bath, and continues to make more of a mess when he gets out and starts getting ready for work. When the man runs out of the house, he stops to kiss his (male) partner goodbye before running to the car. Even there, he makes a mess with his coffee and even leaves it on top of the car as he drives off. Not everything is in black and white - not even things that are black and white. (Lyrics) Sometimes it's hard to be a woman Giving all your love to just one man But if you love him Oh, be proud of him 'Cause after all, he's just a man Stand by your man and show the world you love him Keep giving all the love you can Stand by your man The 3rd Man "Men and Women shouldn't live together. They are totally different animals" - Diana Dors Not everything in black and white makes sense. Guinness