Teach Your Children
performed by Crosby, Stills & Nash

Nate is at odds with Lisa's family; David and Keith look for ways to start over; Claire reunites with Russell.

Michael is frustrated that Take Your Daughter to Work Day will force him to tone down his office antics. Toby and Stanley Hudson bring their daughters (Sasha and Melissa, respectively), Kevin brings his fiancee's daughter (Abby), and Meredith brings her son (Jake). Pam is determined to befriend one child by the end of the day. She tries with Abby, who instead takes a liking to Jim. Pam watches, clearly endeared to Jim's way with kids. Sasha walks into Michael's room and plays with his toys, and after his jokes she is quite fond of him. Melissa develops a crush on Ryan and asks for his number, whilst Kelly (who is watching them behind the door) alerts Stanley that Ryan may be up to something. Stanley angrily reprimands Ryan for his "motives". Dwight begins to read one of his childhood horror stories to the children, but Michael enters and insists that he stops upsetting the kids. Michael decides to take the children on a tour of the office and introduces the office staff to them. Michael shows the office his childhood appearance on a children's show, where he revealed his dream was to "get married and have 100 kids, so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say 'no' to being my friend." He retreats into his office when he realizes that he never came close to that dream. Toby talks to Michael, who decides to start online dating. After being tormented by Jake all day, Dwight is finally stern with him, which quietly pleases Angela. Pam wins over Jake with the paper shredder. Jim leaves the office early to go on a date, to Pam's chagrin. Michael and Dwight end the party by performing Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young's "Teach Your Children".

While Earl and Randy are trying to return a laptop they stole, they accidentally knock over a bus stop sign. Earl promises to fix the sign, but gets sidetracked by the laptop's owner, the beautiful college professor Alex Meyers. Alex takes an interest in Earl and his List, and they begin dating. Earl soon notices that he is the target of bad accidents and random acts of violence, and remembers that he hasn't fixed the bus stop sign yet, and Karma is punishing him. Meanwhile, Randy has taken an interest in college life and becoming a Frat Boy.

This commercial shows adults teaching and mentoring their children. It includes such images as: * A parent reading to a child * A teacher working with a student in the hallway * A man teaching a kid about cars and tools * Kids saying the Pledge of Allegiance * A dad showing his son how to tie a necktie * A swimming instructor teaching kids to swim * A farmer dad teaching his kid to drive a tractor * Kids in computer class at school * Kids at a science museum * A student working on schoolwork on a computer * Kids at music class * A mother teaching her daughter to sew * Kids in science class * Learning to paint * A coach with a football player Nothing's more important than teaching children well. That's why most schools teach on Apple than any other computer. (Lyrics) Teach your children well Their skill will tell how life will go by And show them their own dreams The one they pick is the one they'll go by Teach them how to think Teach them the things that they can live by And show them how to grow Because they know how much they must try So just look at them and sigh And know they love you The power to be your best.