- Dates: March 2016 - June 2016
- Type: Television Commercial
The story follows a one-time bullied geek who grew up to be a lethal CIA agent (Johnson), coming home for his high school reunion. Claiming to be on a top-secret case, he enlists the help of the former "big man on campus" (Hart), now an accountant who misses his glory days. But before the staid numbers-cruncher realizes what he's getting into, it's too late to get out, as his increasingly unpredictable new friend drags him through a world of shoot-outs, double-crosses and espionage that could get them both killed in more ways than he can count. "Central Intelligence - Official Trailer [HD]" Look at him. Anything about that look normal to you? Let's wreck him. Here, here, man. Well, there's no coming back from that. My man! Oh, you better back up, man! Whoa! Calvin, it's me, Bob. Sorry, do I know you? Robbie Weirdick. From high school! My God, man, look at you! You lost like 200 pounds! What did you do? I just did one thing. I need to know. I worked out 6 hours a day, every day, for the last 20 years straight. You should know one thing about me. I'm in the CIA. Are you joking with me right now? Get down! Drop your weapon! I got a plan. It might get us both killed, but if it works it'll be a totally boss story. Cool? No. No it's not cool. Cool. No, I said it's not cool. Three weeks ago an enemy of the state stole the encryption keys to the entire U.S. Spy Satellite program. I need your super sweet accounting skills to help me figure out the last piece of this puzzle. You're like a chocolate Google! Boop boop boop boop. Bob, don't do that. Stop it. Stop it. You were the coolest guy in school! You're my only friend, Calvin. You're the only one in this whole world that I trust. Now that you're in... I'm not in. I know. But they think you're in. But I'm not. Probably one of those perception verses reality things happening right now. I am not! Which car are we taking? Not that one. Oh my God! Oh God. Oh! You chose to be an international CIA spy. 'Cause I don't like bullies. You are like Jason Bourne in Jorts! Did you see that, Bob! I did the thing! I did the thing, Bob! Yeah. Yeah! Do you remember those back flips you used to do? Let's do the flip! That was so close. (Lyrics) Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it Whoa whoa whoa whoa Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Say no way 20 Years Later From The Director Of We're The Millers This Summer Saving The World Takes A Little Hart And A Big Johnson Central Intelligence June 17th #CentralIntelligence