- Dates: May 2013 - August 2013
- Type: Television Commercial
This Television Commercial refers to We're the Millers
This is a trailer for the 2013 film, 'We're the Millers' starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Emma Roberts, Ed Helms, Nick Offerman, Kathryn Hahn. "We're the Millers - Official Trailer [HD]" So how was work this evening, neighbor? I need a lap dance, table 5. Don't get too close. The guy smells like asparagus pee and he's got a hook hand. You're not a neighbor, you're a pot dealer. I have a smidge of marijuana down in Mexico. Bring it back here by Sunday night, I will pay you $100,000. That is way out of my league. You don't have a choice. What the hell's that? I bought an Orca. I make a lot of money. You're probably gonna get searched at the border. You could wear a disguise. Bain? From Batman? Something like that? There's no drugs in here, nothing to worry about. How would you like to make ten grand? Drug dealing? It's not drug dealing, it's smuggling. Me? Crossing the border alone? Huge red flag. But families, they don't get a second look. So, I need you to be my wife. Look, I hired this dork who lives in my building and a little gutter punk. Kenny, meet your new sister. I always wanted a sister. Get it off of me. We just have to dress up like a squeaky clean, all-American family. This is my son, Kenny Miller and my lovely daughter... Casey. ...Casey. Jesus. Hola. I'm here to pick up a smidge of pot. This is not a smidge. You got me moving enough weed to kill Willie Nelson, man. Is this part of your plan? You folks can make camp with the Fitzgeralds tonight. When you've been married as long as we have, you're looking to spice things up a bit. I've never touched another woman before. I would be OK with that. So I guess we're swingin'. Huh, oh, yeah. Oooh. Here we go. I really like your family. I don't know what that is. Is it a rocket? Is that a cucumber? They're interesting. It's a big, black penis! It's a skateboard. A skateboard. Great. Of course it is. It's a big, black skateboard. Turns out that we stole from an international drug dealer. You all die now. As a family. We're not even a real family! My "wife", she's just a cheap stripper. OK, prove it. Have some respect. That's your mother. We have been shot at. Kenny's been bitten by a tarantula. I can't feel my bingo. Will you relax? How about a little music. I seen a rainbow yesterday, but too many storms have come and gone leaving a trace of not one God given ray. Is it because my life is ten shades of gray, I pray all ten fade away. Seldom praise Him for the sunny day. Don't go chasin' waterfalls (Lyrics) I'll touch you if you touch me Hey little lady, don't you say maybe You and I could leave right now Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker Baby Ima show you how to Stroke me, stroke me (Lyrics) I seen a rainbow yesterday But too many storms have come and gone Leaving a trace of not one God given ray Is it because my life is ten shades of gray I pray all ten fade away Seldom praise Him for the sunny day Don't go chasin' waterfalls This Summer New Line Cinema Invites You To the Ultimate Family Get Away We're the Millers August 9